Life in the Ubud Monkey Forest: Lessons Learned

I spent one month in a bungalow just outside the Ubud Monkey Forest in Bali, and the overarching lesson that I learned there was this: the jungle ALWAYS wins.

Now, I don’t mean to paint my life in the Ubud Monkey Forest as a hardship by any means. It was one of the most peaceful and spiritual months of my life.

Bali is an island, after all, that sits in the middle of Indonesia, the world’s most populist Muslim nation – nearly 90 percent of Indonesia practices Islam – and yet, in Bali, Hinduism dictates every aspect of daily life.

Ritual offerings in Bali, part of life in the Monkey Forest of Ubud
Placing an offering amid incense smoke

Rituals Are a way of Life in the Ubud Monkey Forest

And I do mean every aspect. There are rituals to honor rituals in Bali; spirits who inhabit every nook and cranny, even the local convenience store, and the spirits and gods must be honored multiple times per day.

Bali scooter in the rain
A scooter parked near an offering

While Balinese Hinduism is intense (especially when the island goes completely silent), ritualistic and ubiquitous on the island, it is also loving, inclusive and full of laughter.

A little joke painted on a wall outside of the Monkey Forest.

All of this coincides in peaceful cooperation with monkeys. Lots of them. Not to mention bugs, geckos, snakes, frogs, and torrential downpours.

But it’s the monkeys who dictate the way of life in Ubud.

Monkeys Are EVERYWHERE Near the Ubud Monkey Forest

I stayed in the Ubud Bungalow right on Monkey Forest Road and one of the many hotels near Ubud’s Monkey Forest. At the time, I was thinking: “Yay! Monkeys !”

I didn’t realize that, if given the chance, monkeys will eat your face off and steal your cell phone, or that “nearby” meant that monkeys would be literally everywhere.

Monkey eating cereal. Just part of life in the Ubud Monkey Forest
Just part of life in the Ubud Monkey Forest

I mean, just because there is a designated Monkey Forest doesn’t mean that these mischievous creatures stay within the boundaries of the trees.

A baby monkey just living life in the Ubud Monkey Forest
A baby monkey just living life in the Ubud Monkey Forest

In fact, the monkeys leave the forest en masse each morning in pursuit of food, scarfing up any edible spiritual offerings left on the sidewalk, foraging above and below the abundant Ubud cafes, and snatching at any dangling bags carried in the unsuspecting hands of tourists.

Watch Your Bag Near the Ubud Monkey Forest!

They really do come after any dangling bags in pursuit of food. Once a monkey chased me down while I walked with a red, cloth bag dangling. I squared up in a baseball stance, my red bag as the bat, and he backed away.

I also saw a monkey snatch a coffee cup right out of someone’s hands and another reach right into my friend’s backpack and snatch his water bottle out of the side pocket.

They lure you in, you see, with their sweet faces. And then…boom! Your stuff is long gone. Here’s a video example. My friend Sarah captured the following footage of life in the Ubud Monkey Forest. This is the “sweet” baby monkey pictured above who is suddenly not. so. sweet.

Wait for it…

The Monkey Crossing Outside the Ubud Monkey Forest

At dawn, the monkeys pour out of the forest at one specific crossroads on Monkey Forest Road. And at dusk, they pour back in. I witnessed this spectacle once at sunset and watched with awe as dozens of monkeys ran en masse across the road.

A Monkey Crossing is part of life in the Ubud Monkey Forest
This sign says “Caution: Monkey Crossing.” It is bent from monkeys jumping on it.

During the day, there is always a man with a slingshot posted outside of the Monkey Forest entrance who protects passersby. Shop owners along Monkey Forest Road also carry slingshots to protect their wares. Some sell them to tourists who have learned the hard way that they need to be wary of our monkey friends.

The slingshot guard is a profession and a way of life in the Ubud Monkey Forest!
The slingshot man. That’s a profession and a way of life in the Ubud Monkey Forest!

Life in the Ubud Monkey Forest

I woke up each morning at the Bungalows with monkey footprints on my patio and wafting incense discreetly covering a faint smell of monkey urine.

In the afternoons, I wrote from a co-working space called Hubud and was once joined by this monkey who jumped right up on the table to see what I was writing about.

Monkey wandering just outside the Ubud Monkey Forest
This monkey is apparently one of my readers

I was a little less than amused when the monkeys actually managed to cut the Internet off at Hubud for an afternoon by chewing on the cables. In the end, it’s a monkey world in Ubud, and we’re just living in it!

Bugs, frogs, and snakes, oh my!

The Ubud Bungalows off Monkey Forest Road
The Beautiful Ubud Bungalows

In Ubud, you just get used to the jungle. At the Ubud Bungalows, the staff worked full time to keep the guests safe from the jungle, but there is only so much you can do.

I woke up in the morning to the distinctive call of the geckos who shared my room, and I was lulled to sleep by the frogs who croaked into the wee hours.

One night, my neighbors woke up to a loud bang and found two large snakes mating on their porch. They shrugged it off because, well, what can you do? This is just life in the Ubud Monkey Forest and jungle!

This was my entertainment for one lunch at a restaurant on Monkey Forest Road

The good news is that – at least during the rainy season – there is a daily downpour when all creatures take a break to watch the rainfall. Afterward, the jungle takes over once again.

Watching another rainfall

Tips for loving life in the Ubud Monkey Forest:

  1. It’s a beautiful place once one acknowledges that the Ubud jungle always wins. That’s my biggest tip: Don’t be frustrated. Just accept the bug bites, the monkey poo, and the daily downpour.
  2. Do not carry food near the Monkey Forest.
  3. Do not carry dangling bags near the Monkey Forest.
  4. Do not feed or try to pet the monkeys.
  5. Always mind your belongings, especially mobile phones and sunglasses, which seem to be favorites of the monkeys.
  6. Carry bug spray everywhere. Everywhere.
  7. Don’t bother with an umbrella. Just expect to duck into a cafe, bar or restaurant when the rain begins. And watch it fall.
  8. Do get a drink at a restaurant near the Ubud Monkey Forest and watch the monkeys chase unsuspecting tourists all over the monkey crossing. My favorite stop was Habitat Cafe.
  9. Spring for a hotel room near the Ubud Monkey Forest with AC and closed windows. It’s worth it. You’re in the jungle.
  10. I’ll say it again: The Ubud jungle ALWAYS wins. Accept it. And have fun with it.
Hotel Near the Ubud Monkey Forest
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